Social media has massively trained the world to pay less attention
To think less deeply, to be less patient, and to “get to the point” prematurely.
Let’s take advantage of that.
Introducing: LongBook
The really, really long-form social media platform that trusts your ability to ramble
And their inability to pay attention.
Not like Facebook that steals your data under the guise of long-form,
But a privacy-focused platform that encourages you to make long-form content to the point that privacy won’t even matter anymore!
That’s why we challenge you to embed your deepest, darkest secrets in your ramblings.
We guarantee that only the people who will work for it, will know.
Did you commit an arguably justified crime in the past year and feel it weigh heavily on your conscience?
State it proudly on our platform after writing a really, really long, boring manifesto,
Just don’t look ridiculously handsome, like Luigi Mangione, and you’ll be just fine.
Need to spill the tea as you ramble, but you don’t have the patience or energy to turn it into an hour-long YouTube video?
We got you, just use your phone to call out those backstabbing, salty af (garden tool)s you call your friends.
You vent
We get content.
It’s a WIN-WIN!
Welcome to LongBook
Trust us with your deepest, darkest secrets or use us to spill the tea.
Either way, we ain’t snitches.
At least I’m not.
I have ADHD so I’m not paying attention anyway.
So you can vent, rant, and say whatever tf you want comfortably.
Fornesus, the Observer 
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